A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
