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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Day Remember April First
The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.
Who April Being Accounting
Oh, to be in England now that April's there.

Oh, to be in England now that April's there.
April Oh Now England
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
Believe Day April Every Day
April is the cruellest month.

April is the cruellest month.
April Month
Long stormy spring time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

Long stormy spring time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
May Long April Summer
Elections should be held on April 16th the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.

Elections should be held on April 16th the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Day April Being Big