I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I gave my father $100 and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
