A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long standing.

A winner is someone who gets up one more time than he is knocked down.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer.

Don’t be discouraged. It’s often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock.

I left Santa gluten free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.

Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas.

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.