I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
The test of a first rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.