Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
